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Saturday, 31 December 2016

WHAT HAPPENS AT NEW YEAR PARTY?

Tinkling and sparkling glasses of champagne, party poppers and fireworks on our dream holiday destinations- that’s how we want to do it. But that is not the way it happens. Instead it is that time of year again when you get invited to your society parties which you detest by heart but since you don’t have any other option you decide to go for it. That community hall which you swore not to visit next time every time you step-in comes in as your saviour like eno for that flatulence loaded bloated stomach. Let’s see what actually happens in those typical desi New Year eve’s party:-

1. You get served what you paid for. You want to have those grilled mushrooms and tikkas instead you get samosa, bhajia and chai


2. While you want to scrubb off those screwy starters from your mind and are looking out for that glass of wine but you realize you are in dry state.


3.  Still, you are positive and want to have some delightful conversations when the lady sitting beside you pokes another lady and asks, “Aajkal matar ka bhaw kya chal raha hai.”


4. Next, you turn to DJ wale bhaiyaa for solace but he starts spinning numbers for society kids like “hum bhi agar bache hote, nam hamara hota dabloo babloo………….”


5. You feel like you have been on trekking expedition and as soon as you reach foothills, you realize that you forgot to bring underwear and toiletries. You know you are doomed…!!


6. The last blow that was awaiting you comes when you have to dance with those sabji conscious ladies chattering about their kamwalis and men doing weird dancing stuffs. You can just say “hayee main marr jawan.”


7.   You swore again not to be there for next year celebration but deep down you know, you will be back to square one. Now, we know what it feels like paying for your past lives mistakes.



P.S:- No characters in this work are fictious. Any resemblance to any living person is purely not coincidental.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!

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